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maryjblige:

too bad if your short ass is sitting/standing behind me in a concert like take it up with god the creator not me a creation

(via hyeonmu)

liquidglue:

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt
abitto:

This one has defeated me. I tried colouring it but it just won’t happen.
You win this round, GotG.

vayena:

my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague

(via sloxe)

amoying:

Chris Pratt seems like a guy that would get drunk with you and then carry you home

(via loveisafraidofheights)

bottomjared:

im dead
lipsnlimbs:

This is so real

klartie:

"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"

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"i made cookies"

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"i did your laundry for you" 

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"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours" 

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(via anchovies)

marfmellow:

hellominako:

So fucking relevant and so fucking accurate.


MAKES ME PUKE!

dyinganimemom:

i’m actually a mean republican man when i play neopets

  • why can’t i go to the soup kitchen just because i have 100,000 neopoints i doNt WANNA BUY FOOD
  • now you’re sick with the sneezles and you want my hard earned neopoints to pay for your treatments? shouldn’t have gone bobbing for apples
  • hehehe i’m gonna keep refreshing the giving tree and take food from poor people
  • yeah i have an offshore neopets account i funnel neopoints through

i’m the mitt romney of neopets

(via rapmonsters)